i may or may not be watching the land before time
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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