Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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