i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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