You surviving the open bar?
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come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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