If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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