is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Come on in and take your pants off
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