Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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