Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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