hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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