Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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