is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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