I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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