.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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