okay pat passed out under dana's car
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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