this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I licked your asshole in confidence.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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