i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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