You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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