the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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