just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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