im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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