OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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