I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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