I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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