Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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