don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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