I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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