I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
