I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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