Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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