Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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