Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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