I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
He has the fingertips of a God
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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