i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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