Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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