I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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