she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize