There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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