Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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