im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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