no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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