i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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