Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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