who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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