I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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