Dual....:-)
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
too bad you live with your parents still
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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