What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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