Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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