I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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