you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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