After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
