Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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