Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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