Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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