We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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