Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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