So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You're like the curious george of whores
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
