i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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