so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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