when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Randomize
