I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
