gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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